And now I have to go to Oak Glen.

This is verbatim from the official site of the Oak Glen Apple Growers Association:

Oak Glen is located in the picturesque San Bernardino Mountains, East of Yucapia and North of Beaumont, off I-10, a bare hour from Orange County and 30 min. from Palm Springs.

A BARE hour?!?  I am an adjective of time?!?  Well hot damn!  The Tall One and I are for SURE going now, we can be there in our own hour.