I have lost 3 spinach plants, 4 lettuce plants and 4 broccoli. In two days. I'm so mad I could spit nails.
My food!!!!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!
They're dead. So. Dead.
***9:30pm Update***
This season's rat(s) apparently like(s) bleu cheese, because that's all I had and when I came home I found two traps debaited and still locked and loaded. I don't care if I have to use $10 Gruyere cheese (what economic downturn?)- death is imminent.
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I have the PERFECT solution for you... and everyone will win! Well, everyone but the rats, that is. You know what I'm going to say, don't you... you-- need-- BUDDY!!! Seriously, he'll snatch those rats up so fast it'll make your head spin. All this at NO cost to you. It's really just foolishness to say no...
You are just one sweet little cuddly pooch away from fresh spinach and lettuce and broccoli again.
Hmmmmmmm??????
In case you forgot what kind of dog he was, I wanted to remind you... sweet precious little Buddy is a Rat Terrier. A what?? Yes, a RAT Terrier. Purposely bred to hunt and kill ratas. I think I read somewhere that they especially like rats from little vegetable gardens in the San Clemente area. Must be that salt air...
Ok, I'm done. ;)
Cute, cuddly, sweet and precious are NOT words that come to mind when one thinks of Buddy.
I'm telling your dog that you're trying to force him into a life of slavery.
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