That's because they are, sweetie...

Not awesome is the fact that MTV is debuting a show called 16 & Pregnant.  I can't tell if it's going to give teen pregnancy a positive spin (i.e.: hey, it's OK, it happens a lot), take the neutral road or show crazed and hormonal teens just exactly what happens when they chuck the few functioning neurons in their brains out the door and start thinking with that whole region below the belt.

However, in the promo that they show religiously (and I know this because I've been sucked into a True Life marathon- how old am I?), they have this baby-faced teenaged girl declaring in the most southern drawl, "I just feel like everybody's starin' at me."  

Thaaaat's because they are.  We know what YOU'VE been up to- and it ain't studying geometry!!!!!!

My future children are already annoyed with me.