No way, no how, not ever...

So, I'm quietly relaxing on a Monday afternoon and I've been sucked into yet another one of those birth shows on some learning/science channel.

In this episode, as the mom is feet up and pushing the kid out... over the doctor's shoulder are her mom, dad, mother-in-law, sisters (!)... a freaking entourage.

And that brings me to my short, concise point- I'll be damned if someone other than my MD, the RN's, the Tall One and possibly a nursing student (gotta look out for my future co-workers) are going to be fixated on my crotch as I push out the next generation. Creepy. Weird.

Um, just...no.