Comment spammers beware!!!

Fair warning to the insufferable morons that think the comments section is a great place to advertise whatever it is they're trying to say.  I use the word "trying" very loosely because I'm not so much convinced that the ridiculous post with horrific grammar and punctuation was real as much as I think it was created using some sort of language converter.  Besides, it came from someone who refers to themselves as Perfumes.  And they used an enormous amount of punctuation.  I hate Perfumes.

So, to all you would be spammers- I spit fire and will show no mercy.  Don't link me to your dreadful blog because I guarantee that I don't want to be associated with something as lame as your comment builds you up to be.

Can you tell I'm stressed and have an exam tomorrow?