Um, wow?

I just read in my latest issue of Better Homes & Gardens (nerd alert... and yeah! awesome!) that the hottest non-edible alcohol-containing product is Purell. It's popular for its 60% alcohol content. Apparently, parents are now supposed to add this to the list of common household items that can be abused for their liquor.

*in a whisper* Um, isn't this just natural selection at its finest?

Or is that too harsh?

Clearly, I don't have kids.