"Messenger spies iron on Mercury"
Iron, huh? You don't say. Was it a steam iron? Did it have adjustable fabric settings? Are you sure it wasn't a 9 iron? Perhaps a 7. I know- primitive life on Mercury played golf in fantastically wrinkle-free clothes while sweating the life out of themselves.
That totally explains it.
I love this headline if only for the reason that I can make up any different story how I want to fit that headline. BBC must have a rule of "5 words or less" when it comes to their headline grabbers, because half the time I guess as to what the article is about. And for that, my imagination would like to extend a hearty thank-you.
This is the Benadryl speaking, I will be heading off to bed shortly to recover from my outrageous night of work. What a night...
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