Ease up on the hos, alright, they're not responsible for EVERYTHING...

Hookers and hos, strippers and skanks get a bad rap, and not without good reason. But are they really to blame for seismic destruction?

According to an Iranian cleric, we can now add earthquakes as part of the fallout for immorality. STD's, broken marriages, unwanted pregnancies, gratuitous paparazzi crotch shots... and now earthquakes.

Now as you sit there reading the article, smugly thinking that you are not contributing to the tectonic terror as you sit in your skinny jeans and t-shirt, just realize that to this cleric, merely showing your hair underneath your headscarf or wearing tight clothes is enough to make the earth rock'n'roll. And that tank top you wore yesterday? That might be Bali's next catastrophic earthquake. The guilt.

At least we can now exonerate earth and volcanic gods, the ancient Japanese catfish Namazu, those eighty (or 4, small difference) elephants that support the earth and the animals that run rampant in caverns under the ground surface. They'll be happy to know that just the hos are to blame.