There's a new Laker in town.

I leave the technical, down & dirty Lakers basketball blogging to the Tall One.  I prefer to tread water at the level of superficiality.

Everybody, say hi to the newest Laker to wear purple & gold: Adam Morrison...

... otherwise known as Will Turner's pot smoking/meth addict twin brother!  Stick him in a pirate costume and on the deck of the Black Pearl and drink all the rum!  Seriously?  This guy's on a championship gunning team now?  At the least, couldn't we have gotten the Adam "I'm Russell Hammond from Almost Famous" Morrison?  It's not much better, but geez!!

"I'm a golden god!"

We got some other dude in the trade, but who cares.  We've now got a 'stache on our team.  Vlad Rad, it was good times, man, good times.  Now go snowboarding.

Mr. Morrison? Brad Pitt called, and he said to tell you that if he can't make the mustache sexy, then you're for SURE not going to do it.