They have these relative requests, where people can select you and say you're related and then you confirm it and you show up on each other's relative lists. Personally, I can't keep up. Today, I got a family request from Barack Obama. Apparently, we're cousins.
(Pursed lips. Furrowed brow. Confused look.)
Nothing against the guy, I mean he's got the worst job in the country and I think he might be in over his head but at least he's trying... but I'm going to go with that I'm going to keep this one a secret from my dad. You just don't tell your staunchly Republican father that bleeds red, white and blue that Obama is your cousin.
I think someone's trying to fool me...
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